dr4b: (puzzle pirates 13 - rainbow piggy)
Saturday, woke up late after staying up till 5am following Japan Series game 1. Oops. (Marines win 10-1!) Was going to watch World Series game 1 with Oren, then head to Tacoma to hang out with people, but the game didn't end until like 8:30pm and by then it felt like it was too late to go to Tacoma. (50 miles is far, yo.) Oren and I watched a few episodes of the live-action version of YUA, and then I came home.

I slept from 1am-8am -- missing the Japan Series game 2, where the Marines murdered the Tigers 10-0. Hee. I translated the game, then played in the Orny Tourney on PP, then I went out shopping. Picked up some Japanese baseball magazines at Uwajimaya (one of them had a precious feature on Kiyohara, heh), and lunch. (Thai Spice's idea of "medium spice" is what I would consider "really fucking hot".)

I went to Joann Fabric and I picked up... cloth an' stuff. I have an idea for a banner for the PP thing. It's truly... creative, but probably won't be particularly aesthetically pleasing. We'll see if I can get together enough of it by the deadline.

Went to Oren's to watch World Series game 2. I worked on sewing banner stuff during the game. All I have to say is - Podsednik? WTF? Also, I need a "Joe Crede is my boyfriend" shirt. Now I am home and more sewing, and I have "Mr. Baseball" on in the background. Hopefully sleep soon so I can get up early for work.
dr4b: (mariners)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't fucking sleep. Why am I creative in all the wrong ways at all the wrong times??

Since I have so many friends who are Astros fans I figured I would post this here too.

(The original poem - Casey At The Bat)
(The inspiration for this - Jayson Stark)
(The game - 10/17, Cards 5, Astros 4)

Pujols At The Bat

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Cardinal nine that day;
The score stood four to two with but one inning more to play.
And then when Luna struck out hard, and Mabry did the same,
A crazy cheering started from the patrons of the game.

The Astros needed just one out to be the NL champs;
The stadium erupted more in waves of claps and stamps.
LaRussa knew if Pujols could but get a whack at that--
They still might have a chance to score with Pujols at the bat.

But X preceded Pujols, and Jim Edmonds did as well;
And the former was a midget and the latter was a kvell.
So upon that rooting multitude high confidences sat
For there seemed but little chance of Pujols getting up to bat.

But Eckstein hit a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Edmonds, with great patience, didn't swing at the fourth ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and the perfect save had burst,
There was Eckstein safe at second and Jim Edmonds poised at first.

Then forty thousand throats and more had sudd'nly ceased to cheer;
The silence filled the outfield, it rattled in the clear;
It hushed upon the dugouts and recoiled upon the flat,
For Pujols, Albert Pujols, was advancing to the bat.

There was ease in Albert's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Albert's bearing, but no smile upon his face.
And as he stepped into the box, eyes narrowed like a cat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Pujols at the bat.

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Pujols stood a-watching it for a split second there.
He swung wild at the slider, but his form had briefly fled,
"That pitch was tough," thought Pujols. "Strike one," the umpire said.

"Yeaaaah!" cried the maddened thousands, and echoed out abroad;
But one stoic look from Pujols and the audience was awed.
They saw him start to concentrate, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Pujols wouldn't let that ball go by again.

He tenses up his upper arms, he starts to shift his weight;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Albert's blow.

The ball rose up into the air, it seemed 'twould never land;
And all the crowd was silent as it flew over the stand.
The players ran the bases, the ball soared in its arc
It hit the glassy outer wall, high up above the park.

Oh, somewhere in this southern state the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Houston - Mighty Pujols slammed one out.
dr4b: (squid and crossbones)
Monday, I had choir. We had a "website demo" as part of rehearsal. It was sorta dumb, but at least now I know that our concerts are December 9th and 10th. Whee. Also, Part 3 isn't as much fun as Part 2, although you can really hurt your throat singing all of chorus 53.

Went to the gym afterwards as usual, and lifting was fun. I upped my weights for cable row and cable press. I also did running for a bit. I ran for 3.5 minutes straight in between walking; my former best was 2.5 minutes. Go me.

I also learned that Oren was right -- he lent me a TV antenna, and suddenly, I can see red people! That is, the Cardinals. I saw about 20 minutes of the Astros-Cards game before going to choir, which means that I missed the awesome 9th inning - but isn't that what baseball fans live for, those moments? One strike away from the World Series, and suddenly Eckstein bloops a single... Edmonds walks... and Pujols hits a home run to somewhere in the vicinity of Proxima Centauri? Sigh. It's too perfect. I did write my latest "The Postseason" humor piece, this time making fun of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, eliminated by Chicago on Sunday. I guess whoever wins the NLCS is next up for the ridicule.

I get really sad these days because people keep asking me about various Japanese players.. not because they care, but because they are trying to think of who else they can speculate on the MLB teams signing next and making a huge profit off of. People go on for hours and hours about whether Daisuke Matsuzaka will get posted, or whether Kenji Johjima will decide to sign with an MLB team, and when I go "So what did you all think of the PL Playoffs? Hell of a 5th game there... talk about clutch, did you see Satozaki's 2-run RBI in the 8th?" the response is "What? Who's that? Lotte? Never heard of them, do they have any players we might want to sign here?" I'm worried there won't be any decent baseball players left by the time I get back to a game in Japan. I know it's not really true, but... I'm working on an essay comparing it to the downfall of the Negro Leagues, though I might be stretching a bit far there.

Anyway, today I was braindead, which sucked. I came home from work and played Puzzle Pirates, since it was Squid Pillage Night, although this week I renamed it "Barr Trek: Brig Space Nine". I'm actually pretty psyched for the Key West Parrrty, given the new housing arrangements that might be happening. It sounds like it could be really really really bloody fun, and maybe I won't even have to feel so bad if I can't come up with anything for the banner contest. It's sad, because I'm a fairly creative person (well, or at least *I* think I am), but I'm really drawing a blank on something I can actually *make* for this.

Katy came over for a bit in the evening and we chatted and I gave her a ton of my moving boxes. It's good because I get to help a friend AND get rid of some of the boxes, since they were taking up space that I didn't really have for them.

I've just sort of been relaxing the night away, which is to say, vegging out. Kevin Shiue's supposed to visit town for the second half of the week, so that'll be fun -- or at least it'll be an excuse to go out for sushi, which I have done surprisingly infrequently as of late, and hopefully an excuse to play cards, which I also haven't done at all lately.
dr4b: (nippon ham fighters)
Today, I went clothes shopping at Northgate. It did 120 hit points damage. Yes, that was after the savings throw. I did, however, get, um, three sweaters, three long-sleeve shirts, and two pairs of pants. Hopefully this will start to solve the problem of not really having winter stuff to wear to work. Oddly, I even got clothes that match. Whoa.

After that, I went to Oren's house and we watched the end of the Astros-Cards NLCS game, and the Chicago-Anaheim ALCS game, and a little South Park. The White Sox are, as I said a few months ago, going to the World Series this year. Yay! However, I'm beginning to wonder whether A. J. Pierzynski's real middle name isn't "Trouble", given that crazy calls follow him around.

I really like driving highway 99 late at night. It sort of feels like a driving videogame.
dr4b: (nippon ham fighters)
I am totally totally totally not supposed to be up this late... I'm supposed to go over to Microsoft tomorrow morning to help people playtest stuff for CMU Puzzle Hunt... but but but the Hawks-Marines game 3 of the Pacific League Second Stage playoffs just started and the Marines could sweep the whole damn PL playoffs and Shunsuke Watanabe is pitching for Chiba and he's a submariner and so cute and... *head explodes* かっとばせマリーンズ!

It's funny, I feel like I posted here a lot this week but didn't actually write anything that happened to me. That's mostly because, well, not much happened. Monday was choir and lifting, Tuesday was PP and errands, Wednesday was volleyball, Thursday was an office party and D&D, and Friday was gym, and that's really about it, aside from catching bits of American and Japanese baseball playoffs on TV. My life is dreadfully boring. That's why I have to sit around writing baseball humor columns.

Thursday was kind of funny, because we had this office party from 3-7pm at the Garage Billiards & Bowling, which I'd forgotten about. There was a lot of food and it was really good, but other than that, it was just pool (two tables, always taken), shuffleboard (boring), and bowling. I bowled about twenty frames for fun, but ducked out for the intra-office competition games. Sad thing is, I'm a decent bowler, but left-handed, so lane bowling balls always screw up my wrist, and this time was no different... and even if I'd remembered about the party, I don't think I would have dragged my 10-pound bowling ball on the bus to work, y'know?

Between lifting Monday, vball Wednesday, bowling Thursday, and lifting today, my left arm is quite pissed off at me, and I can't help but wonder if a wrist brace might not be a bad investment.

Thursday night D&D was more hack'n'slash. We fought an iron golem. It was really dreadfully annoying and repetitive, just a matter of endurance and dice rolls. On the other hand, I FINALLY DISINTEGRATED SOMETHING! Not the golem, but a monk that was attacking us as well. Wheeee! We all levelled; unfortunately, I'm really nonplussed by 8th level wizard spells, to be honest. Empowered Disintegrate would be amusing, but probably not worth it since things always either save or have SR anyway.

Tonight after work I went to the gym with Megan and Heidi, but since we are all sort of doing different workouts these days, they ended up hanging out with Eric the Trainer and some other girl in the mat room, and I ended up spending about 20-25 minutes in the cardio room walking on the treadmill and riding the stationary bikes... because the Chicago-Anaheim ALCS game was on TV. I'm not just a tool, I'm the whole damn toolbox. Jon Garland pitched a complete game win for the White Sox, which was vaguely entertaining.

After the gym, I came home, and did laundry, watched Major League II (would you believe I'd never seen it before? That Rube Baker character was perfect in so many ways!), practiced some choir music, researched webhosting solutions some more, and checked in on PP (heh, I bought the "Charming Carp" sloop off Dolphine on a whim). A boring, but relaxing Friday night.

I'm about halfway done reading Memories of Empire, and I rue the publisher, for they have done an impressively bad job with typos and text breaks and whatnot.

I suppose I've whined enough about being boring, and my laundry is just about dry, and I'm going to sleep as soon as I get to hear Fukuura's cheer song again, so I might as well sign off here. (Heh... a minute later Fukuura hits a single to right to drive in another run. 2-0 Chiba. Yesssssssss. You SUCK, Arakaki!)
dr4b: (mariners)
Dear Random House,

I think that you should produce a children's book about the baseball postseason. Since I know it would take a very long time to write an entire book from scratch, I have helpfully assembled some proposed changes to your book, Fox in Socks, which would make it more topical for this October.

Yours truly,
Deanna the Marinerd

Fox. Sox. Knocks. Box. Sox on Fox. Knocks in Box. )

Foxy Sox hit knocks in box. Knocks in box put Sox on Fox.

Brats with hats come.
Brats with bats come.
Brats with hats and bats and stats come.

Look sir, look sir, Mister Vlad, sir,
Won't you sign my ball and bat, sir?
Won't you sign my glove and hat, sir?
Why're you being such a prat, sir?

Byrd throws curve balls.
Byrd throws dirt balls.
Byrd throws third balls.
Ump's absurd calls.
Byrd's earned runs falls.

Scot Shields fields wheels.
Scot Shields yields steals.
Scot Shields wields schpiels.

Here's an easy game to play!
Here's an easy thing to say:

If Podsednik is a redneck who should be in Triple A
And Pierzynski's got a hist'ry disregarding rules of play
And Ozuna's like a tuna who is flopping in the air
And Konerko is a jerko who's got really stupid hair

But ol' Finley's rather thinly getting to the warning track
And Cabrera's got his share a' throwing over Erstad's back
And ol' Garrett's like a parrot as he's flapping off his beak
And Molina's a hyena as he tags you in the cheek,

We're not rooting for Chicago! But we hate the Angels too!
When you're faced with lousy choices, what's a baseball fan to do?
Let's ignore the whole caboodle, let's go out and have a beer,
And just hope and pray the Mariners can win it all next year.
dr4b: (mariners)
It was a dull Tuesday afternoon in the locker room of Yankees Stadium, the day after a grueling loss in game 5 of the ALDS. Various players were milling about, cleaning out their lockers. Some were still trying to get in some workout time in the weight room, and a few sat around chatting idly. Derek Jeter was sitting by his locker, staring at a piece of paper in his hand.

Mike Mussina walked up to him. "Answering some last-minute fan mail?"

Jeter looked up, as if in a daze. "No... I wouldn't call this fan mail, exactly. Here, read it, Moose."

I'm going to Yankees Hell for this one, so I'll LJ-cut it )
After a long day at work, outfielder Jeff Francoeur couldn't be more glad to get home. He pushed open the door to his apartment, threw his bags down on the ground, and fell onto the couch, exhausted after the 18-inning NLDS-ending loss against the Astros. His roomate, catcher Brian McCann, followed suit, except he was stuck with the armchair, flinging his legs over the side.

They sat in silence for a minute, then Brian said, "Hey, you're the one who struck out to end the top of the eighteenth, why do *you* get the couch?"

Jeff said, "Look, dude, I didn't call that fastball down the middle that Chris Burke slammed into the left-field stands, okay?"

Brian thought about that one for a minute. "But I hit that home run off Clemens in game 2. That was COOL."

Jeff paused. "Ooooh, good point." He stood up and went over to the fridge, digging for a Yoo-Hoo. "You want a drink, Bri?"

"Nah... I think I'm going to sit here and play some video games."

"Oh. Whatcha putting in?"

Brian started up the Playstation 2, grabbed a controller, threw another one onto the armchair, and sat on the couch. "MLB 2005. I get Clemens, you get Smoltz. Let's rumble."

"Oh, fuck, man, why don't I ever get to be Clemens?"

"Who hit the home run off him? Hello?"

Jeff stuck out his tongue. "Who's gonna be NL Rookie of the Year this year?"

"Ryan Howard?" Brian smirked.

"Screw this. I'm going to sleep. Wake me up in March."
dr4b: (mariners)
After trying to deny all week that my nose was getting stuffy and sniffly, I think I might as well just admit it -- I have a mild cold. Yuck. Right now it's just the sniffles, I hope it doesn't get much worse. Explains the braindeadness, though.

This morning started off with me waking up with a huge stuffy headache, as the phone was ringing. It was a recruiter from Nintendo trying to tell me about a 6-month contract job doing Japanese-English localization of C++ SDK documentation (which pretty much fits all of my skillsets). I stuffily, sleepily, and oh so professionally replied, "I'm sowwy, bud youwe cawing aboud fibe munts doo lade, I habba job now," as I politely wormed out of the conversation so I could find some Tylenol. Anyway, why do people only call you with great job opportunities once you *have* a job? Sheesh.

There was some major traffic mishap today around rush hour, and all the buses got messed up. My original plan for the evening involved taking the 355 home at 6pm, grabbing my car, driving back downtown to meet up with [profile] nykkel and his girlfriend Pam at Todai for Nyk's birthday dinner, then going to West Seattle to see the Astros-Braves game with [personal profile] oren. Unfortunately, when I checked the bus availabilities, my bus was going to be 20 minutes late, and any other bus going my way was going to be similarly backed up. So I ditched going home, and hung out downtown for another hour. I went to the 5th Ave Theater to inquire about tickets for The King And I, and ended up with a 6th row center seat for tomorrow night's performance.

Then I went to Pacific Place; wasted time in Barnes & Noble for a little while. On a whim, I decided to go check out the science fiction section to see if they had [profile] ketsugami's book. They DID! Man, you have no idea how weird it is to be standing in a bookstore and see a novel written by your former D&D DM... I was going to hold off buying it until I was in Pittsburgh and make him sign it, but I decided to get it today, so maybe I'll actually read it before then. We'll see. By the way, Django, it was pretty funny, because the bar code didn't actually work when the cashier scanned the book, and she had to enter it manually. But, they did have three copies on the shelf at B&N here in Seattle. Just thought you might like to know :)

Anyway, dinner was fun, and it was good to catch up. I hadn't seen Nykkel in like... umm... *thinks* since May, or so, I think? Geez. Funny how that happens when your friends go off and get girlfriends. It was nice to meet Pam at last, too.

Afterwards, I did go over to Oren's, where we heckled the Clemens-Smoltz matchup. And the Braves kicked butt. I feel horrendously guilty rooting for the Braves, I do, but man, the Phillies were so damn close this year, if it weren't for those meddling Astros. It's funny, Clemens has been a great pitcher this year, but I swear, he's failed in a lot of clutch games. It's sort of odd. Anyway, I had the following impressions from the game:

1. John Smoltz looks just like [profile] captain_squid.
2. Marcus Giles looks just like my friend Dave Kowalski, who I haven't seen in way too long. I wonder if he's still in Fukushima...
3. It's really appropriate to hear them playing "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver during the seventh inning stretch in a game between a Georgia team and a Texas team.
4. Half of the guys playing on the Braves are young enough that I could have babysat them when I was in high school.

Also, today Mariners Morsels gave my baseball blog a shout-out in a "Three totally sweet Mariners blogs you should read" post:

Deanna has totally established herself as the M's version of Batgirl. You'll find a wide variety of things to entertain you, including Song Parodies, In-depth Game Reports (from someone who was actually *there* most of the time!), and even pictures. We'll forgive her for being a Phillies fan (not that there's really anything wrong with that -- though my favorite NL team is the Cardinals), but it's totally cool having the male-dominated M's blogosphere represented from the female perspective, and from a self-professed Nerd (of which I totally can relate).

Whee. That made my day. :)
dr4b: (phillies)
Screw numbers, screw stats, screw Peavy and his rib, screw Clemens, screw ALL of it. I just ran some more numbers (this time factoring in hitters more than pitchers), and you know what? I don't care what they point to, this is what I *want* to see happen:

ALDS:
Fightin' Erstads beat the New York Slytherins in 5
Curse of the Gandils beat the Uncursed Bambinos in 5
NLDS:
Tony's Kids beat Peavy's Rib in 3
Atlanta Zombies beat the Pitchin' Pettites in 5

ALCS:
Joe Jackson's Ghost beats Rally Monkey's Ass in 5
NLCS:
The Carpenters beat the Georgia Satellites in 6

WS:
White Sox beat Cardinals in 7. Buck Weaver can finally rest in peace. Tony LaRussa can rest in the offseason. Jason Marquis is this year's Derek Lowe, except he ends up losing. El Dookie still sucks.


Japan Series:
Chiba edges out Softbank in the playoffs, and then eats the Tigers for breakfast. GO MARINES!


(I don't think my team name jokes are too obscure, but if you don't get what teams I'm talking about and you care, leave a comment and I'll explain.)

Anyway, as for the rest of today, my stomach hurts, I feel like a zombie myself, and I ended up going over to Oren's house to watch the Angels-Yankees game tonight. Damn, Darin Erstad is one scruffy dude. And Steve Finley looks a lot like how I imagine Chase Utley in 15 years. And "Bubba Crosby", as a name, still does not evoke "tall skinny pale white boy" to me.

Also, I suck at Treasure Drop. But the Mantision is cool.
dr4b: (mariners)
I have to stop staring at numbers.

I came up with a new random arbitrary metric to try to predict the postseason, like I did last year. It's a different metric than I used last time, though. I don't like what it gives me, but I'm going to post it anyway. I'll run last year's metric tomorrow night and see what it comes up with.

Anyway, it says the following (which surprisingly actually agrees mostly with what [profile] damienroc was telling me last night... shame I hadn't run these yet when I talked to him, heh)

ALDS:
Angels beat the Yankees in 4
White Sox beat the Red Sox in 5
NLDS:
Padres beat the Cardinals in 5
Braves beat Houston in 3

ALCS:
Angels beat the White Sox in 5
Padres beat the Braves in 5

WS:
Angels maul the Padres in 5


However, I want to point out that my heart still tells me either the White Sox or Cardinals are taking it all this year.

EDIT (10/4, 4pm): Jake Peavy is out with a broken rib or something. Good-bye, Padres. I'm running new numbers tonight.

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