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Postliminary postseason post
Screw numbers, screw stats, screw Peavy and his rib, screw Clemens, screw ALL of it. I just ran some more numbers (this time factoring in hitters more than pitchers), and you know what? I don't care what they point to, this is what I *want* to see happen:
ALDS:
Fightin' Erstads beat the New York Slytherins in 5
Curse of the Gandils beat the Uncursed Bambinos in 5
NLDS:
Tony's Kids beat Peavy's Rib in 3
Atlanta Zombies beat the Pitchin' Pettites in 5
ALCS:
Joe Jackson's Ghost beats Rally Monkey's Ass in 5
NLCS:
The Carpenters beat the Georgia Satellites in 6
WS:
White Sox beat Cardinals in 7. Buck Weaver can finally rest in peace. Tony LaRussa can rest in the offseason. Jason Marquis is this year's Derek Lowe, except he ends up losing. El Dookie still sucks.
Japan Series:
Chiba edges out Softbank in the playoffs, and then eats the Tigers for breakfast. GO MARINES!
(I don't think my team name jokes are too obscure, but if you don't get what teams I'm talking about and you care, leave a comment and I'll explain.)
Anyway, as for the rest of today, my stomach hurts, I feel like a zombie myself, and I ended up going over to Oren's house to watch the Angels-Yankees game tonight. Damn, Darin Erstad is one scruffy dude. And Steve Finley looks a lot like how I imagine Chase Utley in 15 years. And "Bubba Crosby", as a name, still does not evoke "tall skinny pale white boy" to me.
Also, I suck at Treasure Drop. But the Mantision is cool.
ALDS:
Fightin' Erstads beat the New York Slytherins in 5
Curse of the Gandils beat the Uncursed Bambinos in 5
NLDS:
Tony's Kids beat Peavy's Rib in 3
Atlanta Zombies beat the Pitchin' Pettites in 5
ALCS:
Joe Jackson's Ghost beats Rally Monkey's Ass in 5
NLCS:
The Carpenters beat the Georgia Satellites in 6
WS:
White Sox beat Cardinals in 7. Buck Weaver can finally rest in peace. Tony LaRussa can rest in the offseason. Jason Marquis is this year's Derek Lowe, except he ends up losing. El Dookie still sucks.
Japan Series:
Chiba edges out Softbank in the playoffs, and then eats the Tigers for breakfast. GO MARINES!
(I don't think my team name jokes are too obscure, but if you don't get what teams I'm talking about and you care, leave a comment and I'll explain.)
Anyway, as for the rest of today, my stomach hurts, I feel like a zombie myself, and I ended up going over to Oren's house to watch the Angels-Yankees game tonight. Damn, Darin Erstad is one scruffy dude. And Steve Finley looks a lot like how I imagine Chase Utley in 15 years. And "Bubba Crosby", as a name, still does not evoke "tall skinny pale white boy" to me.
Also, I suck at Treasure Drop. But the Mantision is cool.
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[anything] beat the Yankees in [anything]
I just don't like the yankees.
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And ye're always welcome at the Red Mantsion.