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. . . is that twenty years ago today, my first novel was published.

Psych! My entire career since then has been a trick! The Doppelganger duology, the Onyx Court, the Wilders series, the Memoirs of Lady Trent and their sequel, my Legend of the Five Rings tie-ins, Driftwood, The Waking of Angantyr, the Rook and Rose trilogy as M.A. Carrick, the short stories and novelettes and novellas, the game writing, the poetry, the Hugo rocket on the shelf behind me as I type this: all of it has been my April Fool's joke upon you! Hahahahahah, you all have been fooled into thinking I can write!

And the best part of the joke is, I'm not gonna give it up. I have stuck it out in this bonkers industry for twenty years, and I fully intend to stick it out for another twenty at least. I will keep up the gag with more novels, more short fiction, more poetry. My commitment to the bit is so strong that today marks the publication of THREE new works: the rai "In the salt-drowned lands" and the sonnet "Gorgoneia" in Vol.031 of The Rialto Books Review, and the short story "All Under Heaven" in issue #2 of Adventitious. That latter, which is free to read online, demonstrates how far I'll go for this joke: fully fifteen years ago, in the aftermath of the Tōhoku earthquake, a (fortunately very patient) friend made won my offering in the charity auction and asked me to write a short story about Oda Nobunaga's sack of the Enryakuji monastery. It took me eleven damn years to write the story and then a little longer to sell it, but now -- once again on April Fool's Day; see how well-crafted the joke is? -- it is finally out, the latest addition to a gag two decades long and counting.

I even woke up to a poetry acceptance this morning. My joke is so good, other people are telling it back to me today!

Thank you all for being such a good set of marks for so long. I could not sustain this joke without you, and you are the ones who make it all worthwhile.

Creative Update, March 2026

Apr. 1st, 2026 12:31 pm
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A pivot table, showing I did almost 43 hours of creative work in March 2026.
[Image Description: A pivot table, showing I did almost 43 hours of creative work in March 2026.]

I still can't yet show you the Fan Fest entry. I believe finalists will be announced this month? I promise to share photos as soon as finalists are announced.

I'm less certain of being a finalist this year. While I do think what I produced is AWESOME, the actual qualities of the photos are not great, because I finished working on it about 2.5 hours before deadline, so it was nighttime when I was taking photos and I just did them in my room. Still, I'm hoping they'll overlook the technical quality of the photos and focus on the item itself.

I feel I had a good month writing-wise. I worked four days this month, which is still below the GYWO goal, but each day I wrote for at least an hour, adding about 1k words per day. This is by far the longest piece I have written that *isn't* utter crap. I mean, at least I don't think it is? I'll admit the plot is pretty weak, but I'm having fun with the fic, and that's all that matters.

But enough about that - you want to see what I crafted, yes? HERE WE GO!

Knitted bunnies, one gray and one white, sitting on a white crocheted doily.
[Image Description: Knitted bunnies, one gray and one white, sitting on a white crocheted doily.]

These are samples for my first knitting class. I'm pretty pleased with how they came out, and the pic looks great.

A mosaic knit coaster in pink and white yarn.
[Image Description: A mosaic knit coaster in pink and white yarn, featuring a geometric design.]

This is also a sample for a potential class project. I've made this pattern as a washcloth and a bag before, so it was fun to revisit it and do the coaster.

A round lacy coaster in Coral yarn, but the pic makes it look bright orange.
[Image Description: A round lacy coaster in Coral yarn, but the pic makes it look bright orange.]

Also a potential class project. I'm less pleased with this one. I need to knit another with some mods I have planned and see if it turns out better.

Also worked on but not finished:
  • Cabled Chapeau - this is a knit cabled hat with a visor-style brim. It's very cute! I'm about two inches into the body, so still a ways to go.

  • Cozy Lace Knit Cup Holder - Also a potential class project, but I'm hating the way it's coming out. Might be the yarn, so I will try again in different yarn.

  • Central Park Hoodie - I noticed a miscrossed cable in it back in January, so this month I set about fixing it. I've dropped down half the cable to the offending crossing and started knitting back up, but not finished with it yet.

  • Knit a Felted Bag - I did not actually knit on this, just tweaked my pattern instructions, but I counted it as creative work because it's knitting-related AND I brought a printout of the pattern to my knitting instructor interview.
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In the UK most people can claim Tax-free Childcare from the government. Which tops up your childcare payments by 25%, up to a quarterly limit of £500.

The process/website for dealing with it is, frankly, rubbish. And, in a moment of frustration, I've written up why:

Current process:

  1. I look at the amount I have to pay to the provider
  2. I do a calculation (based on that amount, how much top-up remains, etc)
  3. I transfer money to them (using different details per child)
  4. I wait two hours
  5. I come back and check to see if the money has been transferred and topped up. If not, return to (4).
  6. I tell them to transfer it to the provider
  7. They pay it to the provider.

Proposed process:

  1. once only - I give them my bank details and direct debit permissions. As I do with multiple other sites.
  2. I Tell them to pay X to the provider.
  3. They do the maths for how much of my money to transfer, and confirm that with me.
  4. They transfer it, top it up, and pay it to the provider, letting me know if there was a problem.

This means I have to make 1 visit to 1 website, rather than multiple trips to two websites (them and the bank), I don't have to do any maths, and I don't have to check back in after two hours to see if the transfer has happened yet.

And then multiply up my monthly frustration across all of the hundreds of thousands of people using this every month.

Oh, and yes, I sent them a shorter version of this.

Rabbit rabbit rabbit!

Apr. 1st, 2026 09:19 am
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Welcome to March 32, 2026!

When the system works

Mar. 31st, 2026 01:08 pm
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I'm on Lisinopril for blood pressure.
Yesterday I used the local pharmacy's app to ask for a repeat prescription.
Three hours later I got a text asking for my blood pressure results.
This morning I used my blood pressure monitor to take some readings and emailed to the address in the text.
An hour and a half later I got a message from the pharmacy saying they have my pills waiting for me.
It's nice when systems work smoothly.

It would, of course, be nicer if this was all in one NHS app, but all of the bits talking to each other is a good start.

Oh, and of course, none of this cost me a penny. The blood pressure monitor would have, if a friend hadn't given me one they had spare, but the GP surgery definitely lends out the ones it has to people who don't have their own.
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And I have some thoughts.

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Movie Review: Hail Mary

Mar. 30th, 2026 08:46 am
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Such a large proportion of my online community were raving about this movie so I thought I'd check it out, despite it not being my usual genre. And...well...it was ok? I guess? I was struck by how parallel the overall plot arc was to The Martian: protagonist finds himself the sole remnant of an Earth expedition, is improbably successful at jury-rigging solutions to daunting problems, just barely survives a dire problem of astronautics. Yes, there are any number of differences, especially the first contact plot (which, as a linguist, I have to say also involved improbable success).

It's very much old-school SF, where a lone (male) hero solves insurmountable difficulties through the power of his enormous brain. Despite Weir's evident recent claim that he doesn't do politics in his writing, the "cross-species cooperation to survive" element is solidly political (and should be promoted more often for intra-species cooperation). But it's a solidly traditional theme (see, e.g., Enemy Mine), as is the mechanics of developing an alien language translation program (see, e.g., Arrival).

I did find the late reveal of spoiler spoiler spoiler to be a satisfactory motivation for the protagonist's eventual choice of fate. (Not the self-sacrificing aspect but the later choice.) And in that context, the flashback method of showing his gradual memory recovery was also effective.

So: it was ok, I guess?

Other Ny Thing

Mar. 30th, 2026 09:39 am
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Also, [personal profile] lemonsharks and [profile] taraljc set up a Discord for Ny Stuff.

They initially described it as for "putting together a fanzine dedicated to Ny," so since I'm not really a fanzine person I didn't join, but I finally connected up yesterday because it's not just that. As they also put it, it's for things "that make us think of her, and we think would make her smile or laugh." And sharing with each other. (insert Spider Robinson quote here. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.)

Anyway, if you're on Discord, PM [profile] taraljc or [personal profile] gingicat for an invite. (Gingi's using tigerbright over there.)
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My current job (since mid-February) is part IT and part warehouse work. The warehouse portion entails a fair amount of physical labor; the upside is that I'm saving a ton of money on gym memberships. The IT part is more administrative than technical, and it consists mainly of receiving returned equipment at the warehouse and entering tracking numbers, model numbers, and serial numbers into a spreadsheet. The reader may have surmised that this is picky and somewhat tedious work; and the reader would be correct. The saving grace of this job is that it's a very short commute - literally a 4-minute drive from my apartment, past the traffic light on Evergreen and turn left and drive 2 blocks and I'm there. On a nice day - and those will be coming very shortly - I'll be able to walk to work.

New in the mail is my print copy of Damon Knight's 'Creating Short Fiction', which I am reading and enjoying greatly. Knight was well known as a science fiction writer and editor, and he led creative writing workshops for years. The book itself is beautifully written and a model of clarity. DK includes one of his own stories, titled 'Semper Fi', with annotations explaining how he introduces various details at certain points to build the picture in the reader's mind. Dialog between the two main characters - the self-indulgent Mitchell and his pragmatic foil Price - develop the growing unease around the "mentigraph" invention. (The story would be a good example of the "out of the bottle" genre in STC vocabulary.) The story, first published in 1964, seems eerily prophetic. And Price's ominous question to Mitchell - "What's going to happen to the world if the brightest guys in it drop out of the baby-making business?" - stands as a stark warning to our present day.

Over Shabbat, I re-read Agnon's 'From Lodging to Lodging', enjoying it even better the second time round. The narrator, in pursuit of new lodgings for the sake of his physical and mental health, rents an apartment in Tel Aviv, but soon discovers that he is bothered by the city noise, and by the needy, clingy child of the landlady, who has a habit of poking him in the eyes. He finds an idyllic cottage a short distance away, which promises to offer him the peace he craves.

It's at exactly the moment when the narrator has resolved to leave this noisy apartment (at the beginning of section 6) that he no longer feels trapped there, so that "I paid no attention to the roar of the buses and the tumult of the street. And since I stopped thinking about them, sometimes I even slept." But it's only after his sudden business trip (which he does not elaborate on) that he walks up to the much-anticipated cottage - and then walks away from it. He returns to the noisy apartment. In the end he is forced to admit that he has grown fond of the neglected boy who pokes his eyes.

It occurred to me that the plot graph of 'From Lodging to Lodging' would closely follow the arc prescribed by Knight, with the tension rising in the beginning and middle sections, becoming acute at the climax near the end, and finally ebbing into resolution.

Ny's Virtual Gathering

Mar. 29th, 2026 07:29 pm
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Ny (that is, [personal profile] minoanmiss) is having a virtual gathering/memorial on April 12, 1 pm EDT, GMT-4. It's going til 3:30. Drop in, drop out, drop back in again, it's fine.

For various good and sufficient reasons, we'd like a headcount, so if anyone's thinking they'll be able to attend, plz sign up here, via SignUpGenius, which has ads aplenty but is at least useful.

I say "we" because I'm the one who volunteered the Zoom account. (I have a client who can't use Doxy for Telehealth because their internet won't support it, so I shrugged and bought paid Zoom for them, awhile back.) If we go above the 300-person limit, I'll buy their expanded audience for the month.

Other announcements are still going to the Google Announce List. If you want on, just tell the nice shiny boxes how you knew Ny. Also, Vicka has a memorial page. Which has an awesome picture up top.

(I would imagine that people will spread the Zoom link without the SignUpGenius request attached. That's inevitable and not unreasonable and not something that's possible to police. Mostly we want to know how many people will want to speak.)

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Mar. 29th, 2026 07:25 pm
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The thrift shop in my neighborhood is closing/moving to an as-yet-unfound new location, and today was the pay-what-you-wish final day; I now have a backgammon set and a few more mason jars (including a wide-mouth one, which are surprisingly hard to find) and one of those read-in-the-bath things. I resisted all the pretty glassware, please clap. (I love beautiful glassware and I inherited all of my grandmother's flea market finds; she had great taste and I have no more room for glassware, especially fancy glassware I don't, strictly speaking, need.)

I read 84, Charing Cross Road and loved it, and then figured out it was a memoir, not an incredibly well-written novella, and I may never recover.

The goddamn squirrels have uprooted many if not all of my crocuses and I am extremely upset about it. It is not quite warm enough to go to the garden and cut back everything that died over the winter, but I yearn for the day. I lost my temper yesterday and ripped the window film off and threw open the windows, and god does it feel great to have fresh air in here, even if the fresh air is also cold.

Life with two kids: bedtime meltdown

Mar. 29th, 2026 09:50 pm
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Sophia has spent the last several weeks being very excited that she will, at some point in the near future, get to have her own bed in her own room.

This evening she suddenly realised that she would no longer be in her current bed and had a massive meltdown.

So we're currently reassuring her that she won't be rushed into anything. Fingers crossed for a better mood tomorrow.

That was the week that was

Mar. 31st, 2026 06:41 pm
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D was with us last week, Monday to Saturday: he's an easy enough guest, familiar enough with the house to look after himself while he's here, and with other friends in the north to visit, to keep him entertained. Despite which, I seem to be catching up with things that I have been neglecting. And this journal is one of them. Where was I...?

Well, even before D arrived, we spent Saturday at the County Durham Archaeology Day; we have attended something similar in the past, though I can find no record of it here. That was in Bishop Auckland Town Hall; this was in a lecture theatre on the Science Site, and the more local venue did not make things as much easier as you might expect. One of the talks I found most interesting was on a bare hilltop near Newton Aycliffe, which found the boundary enclosure of an Iron Age fort, with a large unidentified structure in the middle. But others were on high-profile subjects - the Stockton & Darlington 200 celebrations (and how to exploit railway archaeology all the time, not just every 50 years), the wall painting discovered at Durham Castle (as reported by the BBC) though I warn you, it's a painting of one flower, don't expect too much; and an update from the always riveting Gary Bankhead about recent discoveries including a whetstone factory on the banks of the Wear.

I was sniffling through much of this, and hoping it was caused by spending the day in an enclosed lecture theatre, but no: by Sunday it was obvious that I had a streaming cold. Luckily, that was also the worst of it, and by the time D. arrived on Monday, he was asking why I had thought it worth warning him.

Thursday was the day none of us had any other engagements, so we went out to lunch. We thought we had identified somewhere (the Vane Arms, at Thorpe Thewles) that was new to D, but of course as we came into the village he realised "Oh, yes, I recognise it now...". The menu has perhaps skewed further towards the things-on-flatbreads than we were expecting, but we enjoyed it nonetheless. And afterwards we indulged D's desire to frolic on a beach by taking him to Seaton Carew, for the full Out of Season vibe:

Swans in winter


On Saturday morning D set off for home, and we headed out for lunch with the pub quiz team. We operate a kitty, paying our winnings in and our entrance fees of a shared purse, and win (or place) often enough that we build up a surplus. From time to time we take ourselves out for a meal to spend it, and since we don't manage to organise this very often, we feel an obligation to be as extravagant as we can. On this occasion, we decided that lunch at Isla would be a good compromise between comfort, convenience and grandeur - and I'd say it delivered. The food was very pleasant: I had the first asparagus of the spring, a handful a thin stems (perhaps you should call it sprue) with a perfectly boiled egg; and grilled cod in a sauce billed as rhubarb, but in which the rhubarb was subdued by just slightly too much cream. I should have ordered chips with it - or actually some more of the bread we'd shared as a starter - and then I would have mopped up all that sauce, so the cream can't have been disastrously excessive.

The particular pleasure that follows a restaurant meal with the smug feeling that yes, I made precisely the right choice there, though, came not from the food but from the wine. It wasn't a long wine list, but it had some good things on it: we had a bottle of cava, more or less out of a sense of obligation - we ought to start withsome fizz - and it got us off to the right start; since everyone was eating fish, we went for a Swiss white, and enjoyed it enough that we had another; and my dessert was a glass of Uruguayan dessert wine. This was wonderful, but also completely unexpected: I've had dessert tannat before, but I wasn't expecting anything this rich, this dark, this caramel- or even coffee -flavoured. I am embarrassed not to have realised (blame it on the excellence of the lunch) that this had not been attained by tannat alone, but also involved fortification and aromatics...

We went on to the even fancier wine bar along the road, and since there was no going back from that dessert wine, I had a glass of muscat, which at first seemed thin in comparison, but I lingered over it, and it became rich and grapey and a pleasure.
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Wildflowers

Mar. 29th, 2026 02:39 pm
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With an approaching birthday, I celebrated with a meal at Wildflowers with Dom.

The menu (and wines) were:
First course:
Cantabrian anchovy, Manchego & honey
Red prawn crudo, stracciatella, pistachio & blood orange
Moules farcies, garlic & parsley butter
125ml Colet Navazos Reserva Brut Nature, Equipo Navazos 2020 Penedès, Spain
This had the best wine, this was a lovely sparkling white.

Second course:
Cornish red mullet, capers, golden raisins & pine nuts, grilled sardine sauce Choron
125ml ‘Louro Do Bolo’ Godello, Rafael Palacios 2023 Galicia, Spain

Third course:
Cuttlefish ‘Arroz al Horno’, crisp pork jowl, glazed cheek, morcilla, quince allioli
Italian bitter leaf salad & moscatel vinaigrette
125ml ‘Vi d'Altura` Priorat, Mas La Mola 2022 Cataluña, Spain
I liked this course, possibly the best.

Palate cleanser: Italian citrus sorbetto

Dessert:
Brown sugar creme caramel & whipped crème fraîche
50ml Vin Santo del Chianti Rufina Selvapiana 2022 Tuscany, Italy
The dessert wine was a beautiful colour.

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