Whoosh.

Mar. 19th, 2006 11:25 pm
dr4b: (mariners)
Relatively boring day I guess. I wanted to go out and experience the lovely weather, except I noticed that my car tires were looking relatively wimpy, so I experienced the lovely weather by going to the gas station and pumping air into my car tires. It may explain why my gas mileage has been (relatively) low (for a hybrid). The two tires on the passenger side of the car were in the 15-20 psi range, when they're supposed to be 30-35. Oops.

Ran some errands, then went over and played volleyball. My arm is fine but now my neck aches. I can't win. I did overhand serve quite a bit though and did fairly well at it, but it was mostly a last resort because I was sick of hitting the ceiling serving underhand. BG has returned after a several-week hiatus, but I avoided being on his team all day so he only got to tell me what I was doing wrong in hindsight once.

After vball I wasted the evening! Wheeeee. I watched another episode of Brother Beat (how I can enjoy a show with no plot so much is beyond me, but I do), and sang some songs, and wrote a parody of "I Hope I Get It" from A Chorus Line about Spring Training, and I think I should work more on my Vegas pictures so I can put them online, or something. Oh, and I should go to sleep at a reasonable hour. I hope.

I'll lj-cut the parody lyrics because I'm nice and I doubt anyone out there actually likes baseball AND is familiar with A Chorus Line, although I suppose the chance is higher on LJ than it'll be on Marinerds :) I really ought to get back to working on Moneyball The Musical.

God, I Hope I Get It )
dr4b: (mariners)
Not much to say about today. Work, then home, then some Puzzle Pirates, then going to the gym to lift weights. And interspersed with that was more writing. See, the last few days I've been rereading the book Moneyball because I was asked why I hadn't reviewed it on Marinerds. The reason is that well, EVERYONE's reviewed it, how would my review be any different? And then I came up with the answer: not a REVIEW, but a REVUE. I started with a parody of "Billie Jean" about Billy Beane, and some joke dialogue, and well, now I have a short two-act play, which I figure is in some state to be unleashed on the world.

So, here, in all its glory, is the first draft (ha!) of my stage interpretation of the Michael Lewis book. Hope you enjoy it. I've listed and linked to the songs themselves incase you don't feel like reading the rest of it, or if my liberal application of swearwords to Billy Beane's speech patterns offends you.

Moneyball: The Musical!


A musical book revue in two acts
By Deanna Rubin

Cast
Billy Beane as the General Manager
Paul Depodesta as the Computer Guy
Michael Lewis as the Narrator
Eric Kubota as the Head Scout
Jeremy Brown as the Draft Pick
Scott Hatteberg as the Pickin' Machine
and various scouts, family members, and a book reviewer

Songs

Act One

1. Prologue - Moneyball Tonight ("Comedy Tonight", from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To the Forum)
2. Draft (Main theme from the musical "Rent")
3. The Ballad of Swisher's Kid ("The Ballad of Sweeney Todd", from Sweeney Todd)
4. I Just Get On Base ("I've Just Seen A Face" by the Beatles)

Act Two

1. Fixing the Hole ("Fixing A Hole" by the Beatles)
2. Giambi's Face ("The Rain in Spain" from My Fair Lady)
3. Scott Hatteberg, Pickin' Machine ("Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead)
4. Finale - Billy Beane ("Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson)

Constructive criticism is welcomed, of course.
dr4b: (puzzle pirates Halloween Carp)
Today was Tuesday. I stayed at work late and went over to the 5th Avenue Theater to see their production of Sweeney Todd. Man, every theater should do Sweeney Todd at Halloween... it's just so appropriate. Anyway, the lady who played Mrs. Lovett was really quite perfect, and the guy who played Sweeney Todd was pretty good as well. Believe it or not, I've never actually *seen* a production of the show -- so in my mind it's Angela Lansbury and Len Cariou and Victor Garber and all. It's funny, I guess I'd never realized how much of an... opera, it is, really? There's not much speaking between the music. Of course, it's all very very Sondheim; I especially noticed how it had a lot of musical similarities to Into the Woods, which I'd never thought of until I saw the Johanna character singing Green Finch and Linnet Bird, and suddenly I thought: "Holy crap, it's Rapunzel!" (And of course I couldn't help but think "I bet that kid played Jack recently" when I heard Tobias sing)

Anyway, it was very good, especially "Try the Priest"; I was surprised by how few people were laughing during it, honestly.

Also, the theater had a deal in the program that said if you come back with a paid stub from a Sweeney Todd performance, you can see it a second time for just $20, sitting anywhere in the theater. I might be tempted to do that, because I'm crazy. (PS - as a note, maybe [profile] dvarin will care, I noticed that the theater has mp3s of some of the songs from Princesses on their archive page.)

And goddamnit, I still have to go back to New York and see Wicked sometime.

Man, I've seen a *lot* of Sondheim. I've really been in a "Company" mood lately, too.

Yesterday was Monday, but I don't have a lot to say about it. I didn't bother wearing any sort of costume to work, which is good, as I don't think anyone else did either. I didn't give out candy because nobody trick-or-treats in Seattle and my building doesn't allow it anyway. What did I do? I went to choir and kicked ass, and I went to the gym after that and despite a sore left arm, did lifting anyway. I also ran/walked for 15 minutes, and I got myself to run for 4.5 minutes straight, up another half minute from last week. I ran into Jen from volleyball again -- her knee is still too hurt to play, but she goes to the gym almost every day to do other stuff anyway. She had some advice for me on running with my bad knees, which was good.

In Puzzle Pirates, I've spent 225k in the last few days on portraits. No, I'm really not kidding. Since October 22nd and the "New Clothes" portraits, I've bought 15 portraits. Oh well. It's not like I have anything else to do with the poe. And I probably put WAY too much effort into coordinating amusing titles, outfits, and locations, but ah well.
dr4b: (baritone)
I woke up today with an even more stuffy head and headache and slammed my alarm and didn't wake up until a little after noon. Oops. I probably would have just stayed at home sniffling all day, but then I realized that I was going to go downtown to see The King And I anyway (or I'd be out the money for the ticket), so I might as well head to work for a few hours and see whether I could get anything done. I was pretty braindead, but I did manage to get a little bit done while I was there, so it wasn't a total waste. And since I was there later, till 7:30pm, there weren't any people there for me to feel guilty about breathing on.

The King and I was okay. I'm really glad I sat so close to the stage, since I got to see the sets and costumes close up. They were really sparkly and spectacular. On the other hand, I could also see Stefanie Powers relatively close-up, and I gotta say, while she looks relatively well-aged for a woman in her low 60's, it was still pretty bizarre for her to be matched up with a guy playing the King who was half her age.

I'd forgotten how politically incorrect and kitchy a lot of Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals can be, and this one is no different. I didn't really remember this musical at all, to be honest -- the last time I saw it was somewhere in the 15-20 years ago range, either on videotape of Yul Brynner, or of GWHS's production of it when I was in 7th grade. So, while parts of it are pretty entertaining, a lot of it leaves you wanting to cringe behind your program, or groan at the bad Engrish. And, to be fair, while the music in this show isn't bad -- obviously a few of the songs have transcended it, such as "Getting To Know You" -- none of it is spectacularly good enough to make me want to go out and buy the cast recording now now now.

However, let it not be said that it's a musical without any good points. Most musicals have at least one moment that really strikes a chord in my heart and sends shivers down my spine. The moment in "The King And I" is during the "Shall We Dance?" scene, when the King takes Anna in his arms, they strike up the music, and polka around the throne room. Now I want to go back to Pittsburgh and polka for hours. Dammit.

Also, the cast was collecting money to donate to the Humane Society for rescuing pets endangered by Katrina. Stefanie Powers even brought out a puppy with her at the end of the show during curtain calls, and explained that she was personally matching whatever amount was collected, and joked that she was getting sort of worried about how generous the Seattle audiences had been so far.

Oh well. Sweeney Todd is next! Yay. I loves me my Sondheim.
dr4b: (Taki)
An interesting way to say "Take a deep breath and sing *through* the line, you idiots," but it worked nonetheless.

Choir was decent tonight. We picked up another tenor and another bass this week. We finally rehearsed "Their Sound is Gone Out", and I kicked butt, at least compared to the rest of the tenor section. I also kicked butt on "Let All The Angels" or whatever it's called, because, well, I can hit a high A in full voice, and enjoy it, too. It's funny, I was at first sort of scared about doing all the choruses in the second section because we didn't do them last time, but I'm familiar enough with the music and can sight-read well enough to handle it. Get it? Get it? I can handle Handel. Ha! I kill me.

This was also a food-and-socializing week, so I had some food and tried socializing. Of course, I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone in the choir, so I got to listen to everyone's stories about performing Verdi's Requiem last season.

I lifted weights after choir. I decided it's better for me to lift weights after choir late on Monday than to lift on Tuesday, since then my arm will be sore for playing volleyball on Wednesday.

Also, I'm thinking of going to see The King And I at the 5th Avenue Theater sometime this weekend, most likely either Friday night or sometime on Sunday. If anyone's interested in seeing it as well, let me know. I'm *definitely* going to see the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Sweeney Todd, which is the next play in the queue.

Oh, and I finally bothered writing some words to Scutaro (to the tune of "Sussudio"), because, like, Marco Scutaro is awesome, and he deserves a song. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find the original song on any of my tapes, so I can't quite tell if it scans the way I hear it in my head.

Also, Eli informs me that I am a Sea Slug.
dr4b: (pop'n'music Sana)
Thursday after work was pretty busy. First I went to the gym to lift weights with Megan. Then we headed up to Bothell to see Justin and Colleen's new house. They were having a party for Colleen's birthday. The new house is huge and pretty cool - they have a really great new movie room (which is a little small for groups, but it's neat), and a washer/dryer that I thought looked like a mainframe cabinet, and a workout room, and a huge backyard, and a ton of deck space, and a pool table, and a hot tub, and basically, it's a big yuppie house. I think they'll be happier there than in the old place, that's for sure. Josh and Megan and Tim and Katie and Jarrett and me and some of Colleen's family were all there, and we had grilled food and an ice cream cake for dessert. Good times.

After that I went down to Oren's house, since he had just gotten Carl from the airport, and I hung out there for a few hours. We watched an episode of Trick. It was very messed up. Nakama Yukie is apparently a lot more famous than I thought. I went home at like 1am. Oi.

Friday, after work, Carl and Oren and I went to Fuji Sushi for dinner, which was good. Afterwards, Carl and I went to see the musical Princesses at the 5th avenue theater. It's a show about these prep school girls who are putting on a play of The Little Princess. Overall it was entertaining, if a little vacant -- which is pretty much what you'd expect out of a plot that's just "spoiled prep school girls put on show". Some songs were pretty good, some songs were a little too teen-pop like. The parts where they made fun of teenage girls were really entertaining though, and the set was really good as well. The show has exactly two male characters, one of whom is there for most of the show, and one of whom comes in to sing a Backstreet-Boys-like song and then disappears again. It was kind of odd. I'm not sure how this will do on Broadway when it gets there. I think, though, the sorts of people who enjoyed Hairspray will enjoy this one as well, and it seems there were lots of the former. The show did get plenty of laughs, so there's plenty to work with there.

Afterwards everyone came back here, we listened to music and made Carl play Katamari. Whee.

Now I'm awake so I should go call them back.
dr4b: (mariners)
I'm pathetic, aren't I? I had this idea while walking home from the gym tonight, and rather than going out to eat sushi or maybe go see Must See Dogs by myself, both of which I was seriously considering, I just sat here for the last two hours dumping all of my song parody ideas out of my head.

I think I've come up with the opening number for "Mariners! The Musical", though...

"What do you do with a Major League Contract? / It Sucks to be Us"
To the tune of "What do you do with a BA in English? / It Sucks to Be Me" from the musical Avenue Q
New lyrics by Deanna Rubin.


(The stage opens on a sidestreet in Peoria, Arizona, near the Mariners Spring Training complex. A rookie, Jeremy Reed, stands there with a suitcase and an envelope containing his invitation to Spring Training. He looks out and sings:)

JEREMY REED
What do you do with a major league contract?
Where's my career going to go?
Four years of minors with all of those whiners
Has earned me a shot at the show

I can't play the field yet
'Cause my feet ain't healed yet.
And Safeco's a big scary place..

But somehow I can't shake
The feeling I might make
A difference
In the pennant race.


(Lights up on the clubhouse, where players are starting to arrive.)

SCOTT SPIEZIO
Morning, Ryan.

RYAN FRANKLIN
What's up, Sandfrog?

SCOTT SPIEZIO
How's life?

RYAN FRANKLIN
Disappointing!
The rest of this song has been mercifully lj-cut. )

downtime?

Jul. 31st, 2005 12:02 am
Er, yeah. Yesterday I went to the Mariners-Indians game, sat 9 rows behind the field, got to see a whole bunch of guys get hit by baseballs and clear both benches out into a crowd of confusion (not to be confused with like, a brawl). Kevin Millwood got the win; I would feel guilty for rooting against the Mariners if not for the fact that a) Millwood still holds the "Phillies don't PITCH no-hitters" soft spot in my heart and b) Grady Sizemore is a really cute kid, and he almost hit for the cycle, and I really thought it'd be cool to see.

I went swimming this afternoon at the gym. I decided to actually get a real membership as opposed to the summer membership, but they had no membership reps there today. Oops. If it turns out I can't actually get the "by July 30" special discount, I might not join after all. We shall see.

In the evening I went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the gang. I thought it was a pretty good movie, though it was *very* Tim Burton. I dunno, I liked the newer script better than the old script, but I love the musical aspect of the old one -- like, I thought it was cool that the Oompa-Loompa songs actually had the book's lyrics in this version, but on the other hand, because this wasn't a musical, the random songs seemed sort of... intrusive and random. I dunno. I did like that they had the squirrels and Veruca; it had always bugged me how they changed some of the things from the book in the original, like the geese, and having Charlie drink the fizzy lifting drinks, and whatnot. Though... adding in the "Wonka as a kid" sideplot seemed very very strange, and the redone ending... bah, I dunno.

Whatever, it was fun, that's all there is to it. Whee.

Afterwards I went to Tower Records because they're having a sale on broadway soundtracks, so I got Hairspray, Chicago, and Forbidden Broadway: Special Victims Unit. Oh man, I'm not wishing I saw FB when I was off in New York, but the songs on this are really good. I love this stuff, you know. I wish I could like, work with these guys.

Oh, and uh, the Mariners traded Randy Winn to the Giants for Yorvit Torrealba and Jesse Foppert, and traded Miguel Olivo to the Padres for Miguel Ojeda and Natanael Mateo. And Eric Byrnes is now on the Orioles. The trade deadline is weird.
And didn't sing out at the top of my lungs or anything. Actually, I was kinda surprised that it was such a nondescript corner.

See, it was the day for making gratuitous Eddie From Ohio references, being the Fifth of July and all. So I spent the day wandering the city. I went by Book-Off, and got lunch at Oh!Raku sushi, formerly Genki sushi, the kaiten place which is too damn expensive. Went around Rockefeller Plaza; failed to get anything; was properly scared by the Build-a-Bear place.

So I went down to Noho/Soho and wandered there for a while. I went to the corner of Bleecker and Broadway and... er, well, I forget most of the lyrics right this second, and all I did was get an ice cream cone from the Mister Softee parked on the corner. It melted in approximately 1.57 minutes, ending in the cone exploding in my hands as I got to the bottom of it. I walked around the area for a while, though. The Scholastic Store is really cool and has all of this cool Harry Potter stuff, and they're also having a big HP party next week, of course. I got chai in a random streetcorner cafe (not a Starbucks! a place at Broadway and Spring) and sat around for a while, then walked more. I walked through NYU, but it really doesn't feel like a campus, which bugs me. Washington Sq. Park with the chess players is neat though.

Came back up here after that to pack, stopping by Times Square to pick up theater tickets. Then Nick and I headed down to see Avenue Q, stopping at a deli on the way for dinner -- and daaaamn was that a good sandwich.

Anyway, Avenue Q was fantastic. There's so much that doesn't come out just from listening to the soundtrack, but I'd feel sort of like I'm giving away spoilers if I really talked about a lot of it, so I won't (except for "Monsterssori School", hahahahaha). Suffice it to say, it was awesome, and Nick really laughed at it too, which is good. It was a lot of fun and I'm happy I got to see it.

Ack, I have to leave New York soon. That sucks.
Well, I started off the day by having a semi-embarrassing run-in with another person who's staying at the apartment for the weekend (he apparently arrived while I was taking a shower, so I was walking back to the living room to get clothes and I notice there's a guy in Nalini's room. Hilarity ensues. Actually, it wasn't really that bad, I just went back to the living room, got clothes, got dressed, and went and chatted about machine learning and stuff for a bit).

But then I went to the Strand bookstore, which was pretty cool, stopping at H&H bagels on the way to grab lunch. I rooted around in the bookstore basement for an hour or two looking at their baseball books, and I found a couple really good ones I'd never heard of before (a Goose Gossage autobiography, an Orel Hershiser autobiography, a book called "Tales from a Yankees Batboy"), and then I found the Warren Cromartie book about his time playing in Japan! So that was pretty cool.

Nick called me after that, so I headed back here (taking the 1 train this time, har har) and we headed out to give our regards to Broadway. We went by the Gershwin Theater to try to do the "lottery" for Wicked tickets, but there were a ton of people there, so we didn't get lucky. Instead, we headed over to a theater around the corner and got tickets to Chicago instead, since Nick gets an IBM discount. Then we grabbed dinner at the Roxy Delicatessen, which was expensive, but dude, I haven't had a real corned beef sandwich at a real deli in a bazillion years.

Chicago the musical was really very good. Their set was kinda wacky -- they had the band set up like a nightclub jazz band on stage, and everyone acted out scenes around it. But, the singing and dancing was great, the musical itself was very entertaining -- the only thing I thought was odd is that I felt like you don't really get a feel for Velma's character in the musical, not the same way you do in the movie. (I'd never seen the stage version before.)

I think that was actually the first broadway musical I'd ever actually seen ON BROADWAY, though I've seen ninety billion musicals in my lifetime. So, cool. We might try to go do the Wicked lottery again one of these days, or try to catch The Producers, or something. I may have to just come back to NYC in several months to see musicals, maybe.

We walked around Times Square for a while after that. The Toys 'r' Us there is awesomely frightening. Nick bought a painting from a street artist. We tried to find a place to have cheesecake for dessert but mostly failed. Then we came home (again taking the correct train).

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