This post is both a TMBG song parody and about baseball

I've had this in mind for a week or so.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2005 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
(to the tune of "She's An Angel" by They Might Be Giants)
(new lyrics by Deanna "Anaheim Angels in the Outfield" Rubin)

I met someone at the ball game
She was holding my score card
But everywhere she wrote the team name I just grumbled and crossed it out
We both said, "How 'bout them Dodgers?"
And got into our cars
We raced up and down the I-5 twenty Dodger Stadium miles

Why should they name them after anywhere else?
How should we react? These things happen to other ball clubs
They don't happen at all, infact

When you're following the Angels
Does it mean you have to choose the city of your building?
Somewhere they're sitting in the outfield
Calling them the Angels, calling them the dumbest things
I heard they had a space for names
And just "Anaheim" left room to spare
Sometimes I think it kind of irks me and
Other times I think I don't really care

Gonna pay for my admission
Gonna sit in the upper deck
The knuckleball is sent across the batter's box
And it's smacked for a long long drive
I came to watch the Angels
What town I'm in, I don't know
We could be sitting in LA
Or in Anaheim when we go

Why, why did they name them after anywhere else?
How should we react? These things happen for no good reason
But I think their front office cracked

When you're following the Angels
Does it mean you have to choose the city of your building?
Somewhere they're sitting in the outfield
Calling them the Angels, calling them the dumbest things
I heard they had a space for names
And just "Anaheim" left room to spare
Sometimes I think it kind of irks me and
Other times I think I don't really care

Quizzical

We did quiz night tonight. We had 9 people in our group... I didn't really want to split up. So it was Josh, Megan, Cory, Heidi, H.P., Darcy, Casey, Eli, and me. It was fun. We won 50 bucks in the bingo round due to me remembering that Sigourney Weaver's character's full name in Ghostbusters 2 was Dana Barrett.

I was kinda sick at work today again, and then it also sucked being in the pub because of all the smoke. Bleh. But I mostly survived okay.

Instead of doing useful things I am chatting on PP and writing songs. Ah well. I should sleep.

Stolen from fiannaharpar

I do memes about once every 4-5 months, so I'm about due.

If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:30am
If I were a planet I would be: The Third Planet From Altair
If I were a sea animal I would be: a turtle
If I were a direction I would be: up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: An IKEA bookcase
If I were a sin I would be: tiramisu cheesecake
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mark Twain
If I were a liquid I would be: キリンレモン午後の紅茶
If I were a stone I would be: a sapphire
If I were a tree I would be: an apple tree
If I were a bird I would be: a DUCK! quack!
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a cactus
If I were a kind of weather I would be: rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a bass clarinet
If I were a color I would be: #104E8B or so (medium muted blue)
If I were an emotion I would be: confusion
If I were a vegetable/fruit I would be: strawberries
If I were a sound I would be: a duck quacking
If I were an element I would be: molybdenum
If I were a song I would be: Holst's Military Suite in F
If I were a number I would be: 7

Now, what do *you* think I am?

( and why I chose 'em )