I just wrote another PP parody song

This one might be too obscure to post to the main forums...

"The Pillaging Song"
(to the tune of "The Hunting Song" by Tom Lehrer)


I always will remember
Twas a year ago November
We went out to hunt some ships
On our famous Ruby trips.
We went and sunk the brigands that were headed past our troop:
Two red war brigs, seven cutters, and a sloop.

We were in a mood for blammin'
So the gunners filled the cannon
And I went into the nest
As my crewmates did the rest.
We shot into their rudders and we turned 'em into soup:
Two red war brigs, seven cutters, and a sloop.

The OM's weren't very fun, they
Banned my account till Sunday
I swore I'd get even with all those tramps.
It turns out there was a reason
OCL was in season
And two of those cutters... carried the champs!

People ask me how I do it,
And I say "There's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when their ship moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten ships sitting on the ocean floor right now:
Two red war brigs,
Seven cutters,
And a sloop without a prow!