Tales from the whiteboard

This is what my favorite anonymous-scribbling whiteboard at Amazon currently says (in a bunch of different handwritings)... it's almost poetic :)

The sound of thunder
My soul crushed underfoot
Let's war with Iraq
This store drains my lifeblood
Seething is Believing
The war with ourselves
On to the gates of Hell
I'll be at home... with a book
While the servers crash
And the datacenter burns
MY PAGER IS OFF.