Did you steal our bench?

[dr4b]

There's this wooden bench on the porch of our house that's been here since we moved here. It belongs to our landlady (we think), and somehow today it has gone inexplicably missing. I mean, we got home from D&D, and Zach's like "Hey, don't we usually have a bench right here?" and I'm like "Yeah, what about i... um... hey, OUR BENCH IS GONE WTF."

I walked up and down our block but don't see it anywhere. I wonder if this is something our landlady did (she has family living around the corner) and forgot to tell us, or if someone honestly stole our bench -- maybe the crazy lady who was stalking me the other night? Hmm.

Comments

[kh3n.livejournal.com]

when you kidnapped it, did it leave a benchmark in its pants?

[bhudson.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Ouch.

Awesome.