お誕生日おめでとう可ちゃん

[dr4b]

Uhhh, someone got me a sparkly numerology bookmark for my birthday several years ago. I do believe his birthday is today. I found the bookmark while I was moving and thought of him, so this seems an appropriate message as any (even if it's not that accurate for either of us, heh):

Born on the Seventh Day of the Month

If you were born on the 7th day of any month, you are characterised by your keen mind and highly-developed integrity. You seek peace and harmony in everything around you. Clutter and chaos disturb your need for perfection and beauty in your surroundings. You have a good capacity for mental analysis with an enquiring mind, and you are often very outspoken in your beliefs and your opinions. Many of your strong character traits can aid you to success in financial matters. Although you are extremely introspective, you do not always wish to be alone, though it is important for you to spend time each day relaxing and meditating. A partner who is supportive of you and understands your complex personality is the one best suited to you.

Comments

[gomezticator.livejournal.com]

Numerology tells me my lucky number is 6. Yesterday, however, was not incredibly lucky for me, so huzzah.

[captain-squid.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that there are a few really insulting entries in the list. I wanna see:

"If you were born on the 5th day of the month, you are characterised by a lack of intellectual curiosity and a suspicious character. You seek to be left alone to eat Cheetos and watch Springer 'til your ass falls asleep. Clutter and chaos disturb you not in the least, so long as you can still find the remote. You have a limitless capacity for baseless accusations and faulty logic, and you are often very outspoken in your beliefs and your opinions. Many of your strong character traits drive away your family and all of your friends except for your neighborhood bartender. Although you are extremely insecure, you do not always wish to be alone, because it is important for you to spend time each day belittling others to make yourself feel better. A partner who ignores your constant ranting and keeps you supplied with sandwiches and clean underwear is the one best suited to you."

Hrmm. Maybe I need to go into publishing...

[dr4b]

Nah, I think you need to hang out with Weird Al Yankovic.

[captain-squid.livejournal.com]

We need to hang out with Weird Al for all sorts of reasons.

[qqthxnvkhfuuzza.livejournal.com]

Hey, then they would have got one right in my case. Publishing, ho!