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fiannaharpar
I do memes about once every 4-5 months, so I'm about due.
If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:30am
If I were a planet I would be: The Third Planet From Altair
If I were a sea animal I would be: a turtle
If I were a direction I would be: up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: An IKEA bookcase
If I were a sin I would be: tiramisu cheesecake
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mark Twain
If I were a liquid I would be: キリンレモン午後の紅茶
If I were a stone I would be: a sapphire
If I were a tree I would be: an apple tree
If I were a bird I would be: a DUCK! quack!
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a cactus
If I were a kind of weather I would be: rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a bass clarinet
If I were a color I would be: #104E8B or so (medium muted blue)
If I were an emotion I would be: confusion
If I were a vegetable/fruit I would be: strawberries
If I were a sound I would be: a duck quacking
If I were an element I would be: molybdenum
If I were a song I would be: Holst's Military Suite in F
If I were a number I would be: 7
Now, what do *you* think I am?
March is sometimes cold, sometimes occasionally warm, a time of transition.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
3:30am is just my most natural comfortable time, sadly.
The Third Planet From Altair is a Choose Your Own Adventure book. I am a Choose Your Own Adventure.
Turtle Island is where I govern, but in addition, turtles are slow, and notorious for withdrawing into their shells, but really cute and graceful when they're out of their shells. I am kinda like that.
I am the direction up because I am not down.
I'm an IKEA bookcase because I'm slightly unstable, and generally don't end up staying anywhere for more than a few years at a time before I need to be replaced, but I'm full of really interesting stuff like books and games and all.
I'm tiramisu cheesecake just because.
I'm Mark Twain because I like to write funny things and talk to lots of interesting people, and because it was hard to answer this one.
I'm Kirin lemon tea because I'm much better when I'm cold rather than warm, and a bit of a tart.
I'm sapphire because I ilke the colour blue.
I'm an apple tree because I'm ubiquitous and likely to hit you in the head.
I'm a duck for obvious reasons.
I'm a cactus because I can be pretty prickly to people I don't know, and I don't drink very often, and I retain water a lot.
I'm rain because I'm something that people either love or hate, and I mess up people's plans, and I'm in Seattle.
I'm a bass clarinet because I'm rare and I sound neat and I sing low.
I'm blue because I just am.
I'm confusion because I just am.
I'm strawberries because I'm sweet, versatile, and you shouldn't leave me in your refridgerator for a week or I'll rot out of boredom.
I'm a duck quacking. Duh. :)
I'm molybdenum because it's element 42. I dunno.
I'm Holst's Suite in F because it has such a great range of emotions and they're always changing... from the marches, to the euphonium solos, to the beauty of Song Without Words, abruptly changing to the banging of the Blacksmith, into the playful intertwining of Dargasson and Greensleeves (with another kickass euphonium solo).
I'm 7 because I just am. 5/7/77, 5'7, etc, etc.
If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:30am
If I were a planet I would be: The Third Planet From Altair
If I were a sea animal I would be: a turtle
If I were a direction I would be: up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: An IKEA bookcase
If I were a sin I would be: tiramisu cheesecake
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mark Twain
If I were a liquid I would be: キリンレモン午後の紅茶
If I were a stone I would be: a sapphire
If I were a tree I would be: an apple tree
If I were a bird I would be: a DUCK! quack!
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a cactus
If I were a kind of weather I would be: rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a bass clarinet
If I were a color I would be: #104E8B or so (medium muted blue)
If I were an emotion I would be: confusion
If I were a vegetable/fruit I would be: strawberries
If I were a sound I would be: a duck quacking
If I were an element I would be: molybdenum
If I were a song I would be: Holst's Military Suite in F
If I were a number I would be: 7
Now, what do *you* think I am?
March is sometimes cold, sometimes occasionally warm, a time of transition.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
3:30am is just my most natural comfortable time, sadly.
The Third Planet From Altair is a Choose Your Own Adventure book. I am a Choose Your Own Adventure.
Turtle Island is where I govern, but in addition, turtles are slow, and notorious for withdrawing into their shells, but really cute and graceful when they're out of their shells. I am kinda like that.
I am the direction up because I am not down.
I'm an IKEA bookcase because I'm slightly unstable, and generally don't end up staying anywhere for more than a few years at a time before I need to be replaced, but I'm full of really interesting stuff like books and games and all.
I'm tiramisu cheesecake just because.
I'm Mark Twain because I like to write funny things and talk to lots of interesting people, and because it was hard to answer this one.
I'm Kirin lemon tea because I'm much better when I'm cold rather than warm, and a bit of a tart.
I'm sapphire because I ilke the colour blue.
I'm an apple tree because I'm ubiquitous and likely to hit you in the head.
I'm a duck for obvious reasons.
I'm a cactus because I can be pretty prickly to people I don't know, and I don't drink very often, and I retain water a lot.
I'm rain because I'm something that people either love or hate, and I mess up people's plans, and I'm in Seattle.
I'm a bass clarinet because I'm rare and I sound neat and I sing low.
I'm blue because I just am.
I'm confusion because I just am.
I'm strawberries because I'm sweet, versatile, and you shouldn't leave me in your refridgerator for a week or I'll rot out of boredom.
I'm a duck quacking. Duh. :)
I'm molybdenum because it's element 42. I dunno.
I'm Holst's Suite in F because it has such a great range of emotions and they're always changing... from the marches, to the euphonium solos, to the beauty of Song Without Words, abruptly changing to the banging of the Blacksmith, into the playful intertwining of Dargasson and Greensleeves (with another kickass euphonium solo).
I'm 7 because I just am. 5/7/77, 5'7, etc, etc.
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