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song parody: Complicated
Yet another Puzzle Pirates parody.
It's an excuse to use my new PP "Janthina and Cahrin's monkeys whispering" icon.
This one makes a lot more sense if you know that Black Death is the crew I am in, most of the people are puzzle elitists, we're known for swordfighting, Ultimate is the highest ranking you can get in a skill, and Complicated is the name of our captain, and "jobbing" means to be a temporary member of a crew.
Complicated
to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated"
Chill out, whatcha /shouting for?
On dock, it's all been said before.
And if you would only swordfight me
You will see
I like using scimitars
When we're fighting in the bars
And you're sprinkling on me one by one, but you're no fun
Come join the brawl and fight with us all
We're gonna attack, and break up the stack,
As swords start to clash, you're talking the trash to me
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and take a job with Complicated?
I see that now you're
Crewed inside Black Death and all yer stats are overrated,
The game's like this, you
You log in and you win and you duel
And you rule in the tourneys and think you're cool, you're
Ultimate you're full of it Top ten is where you're gonna make it,
Yo ho ho
You guys cheat at battle nav
That's how you got the stats you have
I only hate it when you engage me
At PVP
Laugh out, with your fancy clothes
Hit that kraken on the nose
Black cloth, you have the blood monopoly
Up in Ruby
Your pillaging spree, makes top ten SB,
You get up to speed, in just half a league,
Incredible scores, on bilge sails and carpentry,
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and take a job with Complicated?
I see that now you're
Crewed inside Black Death and all yer stats are overrated,
The game's like this, you
You log in and you win and you duel
And you rule in the tourneys and think you're cool, you're
Ultimate you're full of it Top ten is where you're gonna make it,
Yo ho ho
It's an excuse to use my new PP "Janthina and Cahrin's monkeys whispering" icon.
This one makes a lot more sense if you know that Black Death is the crew I am in, most of the people are puzzle elitists, we're known for swordfighting, Ultimate is the highest ranking you can get in a skill, and Complicated is the name of our captain, and "jobbing" means to be a temporary member of a crew.
Complicated
to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated"
Chill out, whatcha /shouting for?
On dock, it's all been said before.
And if you would only swordfight me
You will see
I like using scimitars
When we're fighting in the bars
And you're sprinkling on me one by one, but you're no fun
Come join the brawl and fight with us all
We're gonna attack, and break up the stack,
As swords start to clash, you're talking the trash to me
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and take a job with Complicated?
I see that now you're
Crewed inside Black Death and all yer stats are overrated,
The game's like this, you
You log in and you win and you duel
And you rule in the tourneys and think you're cool, you're
Ultimate you're full of it Top ten is where you're gonna make it,
Yo ho ho
You guys cheat at battle nav
That's how you got the stats you have
I only hate it when you engage me
At PVP
Laugh out, with your fancy clothes
Hit that kraken on the nose
Black cloth, you have the blood monopoly
Up in Ruby
Your pillaging spree, makes top ten SB,
You get up to speed, in just half a league,
Incredible scores, on bilge sails and carpentry,
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and take a job with Complicated?
I see that now you're
Crewed inside Black Death and all yer stats are overrated,
The game's like this, you
You log in and you win and you duel
And you rule in the tourneys and think you're cool, you're
Ultimate you're full of it Top ten is where you're gonna make it,
Yo ho ho
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Is there an "End game" in Puzzle Pirates?
In Everquest and most MMORPGs I know of (can you call PP an MMORPG? I think so) there are big bad bosses for the people at the top of the game... big giants or dragons or gods or whatever.
Is there something similar in PP? Do you get to fight Leviathan, or some really hard kick-butt pirate, or something, or is it all PvP?
Because if you're all that good it must get really boring. >_<
Anyway, nice parody, I was amused.
And I want to see your "Glomp on Me and I'll Fucking Kill You" essay. ;-)
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she strikes again