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A chantey for Whitefire's 24-hour pillage, or why I am up until 6am yet again
/me gets out her guitar and starts singing.
Oh, once upon a summer's eve I came upon this ship,
For the valor of dear Whitefire, and a full-day pillage trip.
I worked the carp, the bilge and sails, and gunned a little, too:
I had a blast, a pirate's dream, good rum and fights and crew!
But the problem on the ship, you see, was not our cannon's aim.
Why it instead was chatter, lagging pirates out of game.
A hundred fifty pirates talking makes the server crush
We need to deal them plankings quick when they refuse to shush!
Chorus:
So, it's Mute Mute Mute
While we Loot Loot Loot
As attacks are all combined
I wish I was deaf and blind
So we'll plank plank plank
'Fore we bank bank bank
And we'll sail along our merry way!
Remember, all ye lads and lasses, when you're going to sail,
The rule of frigate pillages that above all must prevail:
Be wary of yon brigands and the Black Ship if ye spy it
But for the love of Davy Jones, can we please just have some quiet?
/me puts down her guitar and bows.
Oh, once upon a summer's eve I came upon this ship,
For the valor of dear Whitefire, and a full-day pillage trip.
I worked the carp, the bilge and sails, and gunned a little, too:
I had a blast, a pirate's dream, good rum and fights and crew!
But the problem on the ship, you see, was not our cannon's aim.
Why it instead was chatter, lagging pirates out of game.
A hundred fifty pirates talking makes the server crush
We need to deal them plankings quick when they refuse to shush!
Chorus:
So, it's Mute Mute Mute
While we Loot Loot Loot
As attacks are all combined
I wish I was deaf and blind
So we'll plank plank plank
'Fore we bank bank bank
And we'll sail along our merry way!
Remember, all ye lads and lasses, when you're going to sail,
The rule of frigate pillages that above all must prevail:
Be wary of yon brigands and the Black Ship if ye spy it
But for the love of Davy Jones, can we please just have some quiet?
/me puts down her guitar and bows.
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