Song Parodies I shouldn't write Part N, "I'm SF And I Know It"

(work in progress, I just HAD to do this or it wasn't going to get out of my head)

"I'm SF and I Know It"

Walkin' through the 'Loin, homeless people ask me for coin
I'm on Market Street, walking to the BART as I swype and tweet
This is how I roll, bicycle shorts, hair outta control
It's Castro with the big rainbow
And walk my dog everywhere I go

Yeah, look at that hoodie (x3)
I chill out
Yeah, look at that hoodie (x3)
I chill out

When I bike past the park (yeah), this is what I see
Everybody smokes and they're drinking green tea
I'm a nerdy hipster bro and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it
I'm SF and I know it