OMGWTFVORP

HALLO I AM HOME FROM BASEBALL GAME STOP

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL RED SOX NOT TO KILL JAMIE MOYER STOP

YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS AS THE TIME YOU ALMOST STRUCK OUT CAPTAIN JASON VARITEK STOP

CATCHING BUS HOME FROM SOUTH OF STADIUM EXPERIMENT DIDNT WORK STOP

OH MY GOD ITS TWO HUNDRED DEGREES IN MY HOUSE STOP

HOLY CRAP I GOT MY JAPAN RAIL PASS IN THE MAIL ALREADY STOP