I've got a duck that quacks (part 2, the lyrics)

[dr4b]

Okay, this is just bad, but once I got started writing, I had to finish it:

"I've got a Duck that quacks",
to the tune of "We've got a World that Swings", as sung by TMBG

Up at night and caffeined and writing
Still the taste of wine
Then I remember my find and
I've got a duck that's mine

What's with my brain? Filling my keychain
With so many keys
But what a lucky gal I am
I've got a duck to squeeze

Rubber duck
At the Wizards store for just three bucks
If I lose it, that'd really suck
So I hope that it will quack until I get it back

It's so ducky! I'd be so lucky
If I could get a whole sack
Stereo quacking forever,
I've got a duck that
You've got a duck that
We've got a duck that quacks!

I'd like to take you on this quite quackiful questing,
Buy all the ducks that squeak
No tax
Gotta give their voice some helpful smacks
Then I'll have more ducks that
You'll have more ducks that
We'll have a duck that quacks!

Comments

Must have picture of ducky keychain!

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

I'm not familiar with the song, but I like it all the same.

I have one duck which honks when you squeeze it and another which warbles when you shake it. (Technically, chirps, but it sounds like a warble to me.) Does that help?

[jeliza]

That's terrifying. Especially since we did that song in my high school jazz choir, so I can hear it in full four-part harmony.