My heffalump is extremely poor at posing for photos
Or, I go way too far with baseball jokes in Puzzle Pirates:

"Janthina, can you step to your right a bit? I can't see you behind Stomper. You're one of the best cannonball pitchers in the rotation and we need this portrait for the Ocean Athletics media guide."

"Janthina, can you step to your right a bit? I can't see you behind Stomper. You're one of the best cannonball pitchers in the rotation and we need this portrait for the Ocean Athletics media guide."

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Now I might have to get my own Stomper.