I pulled some filk out of my butt

[dr4b]

This is for all you OS students out there.

"Morning Mother Wean"
(to the tune of Morning Morgantown by Joni Mitchell)

When morning comes to Mother Wean
The tired students can be seen
They've worked so hard they're turning green
In morning, Mother Wean

They're up real early, with the sun
To finish work while everyone is sleeping
And the day is young
In morning, Mother Wean

Morning inside of Wean
Stare at your computer screen
Morning and your kernel sucks
Morning's out of luck

We'll find a lobby table open
And drink some coffee while we're scopin'
Students who are really hopin'
To not be here in Wean

And the people who go off to classes
Bleary-eyed, and wearing glasses
They'll pull their homework from their asses in
Morning, Mother Wean

Morning inside of Wean
Stare at your computer screen
Morning and your kernel sucks
Morning's out of luck

I fit the ultra geek profile
I'm in the cluster with a smile
I watch my kernel not compile
In morning, Mother Wean

But the only thing I have to give
To make this work, to pass this with
Are all the mornings still to live
Inside the bowels of Wean

Morning inside of Wean
Stare at your computer screen
Morning and your kernel sucks
Morning's out of luck