Man, Jeopardy's gotten hardcore since they doubled the value of the questions, adding all those pictures and celebrity appearances. 5-10 years ago, I probably could've hung with other contestants had I been on the show.

Looking at recent shows, though, I doubt I could get enough answers right to be a factor, and that's if I rung in before my opponents.

I blame Ken Jennings. Damn you, white boy, for knowing everything.