PP/GBS Song Parody - "Park and Epsilon"

[dr4b]

Well, since the person I wrote it about assures me it doesn't suck, I guess I can unleash this one on the public.

Park and Epsilon
(to the tune of "Boston and St. John's" by Great Big Sea)
(new lyrics by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin)

Boy, don't tell me that it's morning
Have we stayed up all night long?
I swear I'll never find ye boring
And our ship, she sails 'till dawn

And it's true I should be sleeping, but ye said it won't be long,
There isn't that much ocean between Park and Epsilon
I'm a loner, but I've got to earn me pay,
I'm a loner, will ye job me anyway?

And if some pirate comes attacking
We will shoot them straight to shore,
And though ye can be so distracting
Will you still let me gun some more?

And it's true I should be sleeping, but ye said it won't be long,
There isn't that much ocean between Park and Epsilon
I'm a gunner, and I'm bound to laze away
I'm a gunner, will ye job me anyway?

Chart the ship and sail,
Take us out to sea.
You can order me to bilge
Just order me to stay with ye,

And oh, don't tell me that it's morning
We keep chatting all night long
And though I know we should be snoring
I just can't see this time as wrong,

And it's true I should be sleeping, but ye said it won't be long
There isn't that much ocean between Park and Epsilon
I'm a navver, and I'm bound to go astray,
I'm a navver, will you job me anyway?