Experiments in Group Theory

[dr4b]

I was inspired by Erin to create a few more friends groups. Mostly they're to distinguish things like posting "Hey, so I'm bored, someone come over and play DDR with me" to just Pittsburgh people, as well as making a slightly smaller group of people to write really personal things to, so as to not burden those of you who don't really need to read that crap. Call it more Paranoia. The computer is my friend. Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason and punishable by summary execution. You *are* happy, right, citizen?

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[dvarin.livejournal.com]

If you were locked in a room with only a largish rabid dog and a large jar of happiness pills, would you:
A) Eat the pills, forget about the dog.
B) Attempt to beat the dog unconscious with the jar.
C) Feed the pills to the dog.
D) Eat the pills, then feed yourself to the dog.
E) Empty out the jar and hide inside it.
F) Scream and beat on the walls, begging to be let out.
G) Defeat the dog using L337 5|<I[[z.
H) What security clearance is the dog?
I) What's a dog?
J) Other (please specify in exactly 44 1/2 words)

[dr4b]

what's a dog?