song parody - "Distill, Little Greenie"

[dr4b]

ah, screw it, I'm still not asleep. Might as well post this here while I'm at it. For the TMBG fans and Puzzle Pirates players, by request by ramirojr (who in the seven seas is that anyway?):

"Distill, Little Greenie" aka "Gigza's Lament"
(to the tune of "Lie Still Little Bottle" by TMBG)

Distill, little greenie
And make my murky brew
Black Death has spread its work too far, I need a better crew
One brown at the bottom is blocking my Crystal Clear
I know they might incinerate
I hope they won't turn into beer

"Oh, there's no time for making rum"
Cried my crewmates back at me
They said "We're all out on pillage
Instead of working at the brewery."
Well I knew that they were lying
'Cause the ship was there in port
But as they talked I held back my retort,

Distill, little greenie
Don't booch, it ain't booching time
With every pair you flip you help me buy my ship
And score a Good or Fine

Distill, little greenie
And make my murky brew
That grog is not enough for me, I need some fine rum too.
One row at the bottom is wasting my precious spice
I know amounts may fluctuate
I hope it makes the mixture nice

Distill, little greenie... distill...