<crystal> deanna you just UN-cowed a song

[dr4b]

"Pirate" to the tune of "Cow Girl" by Bambee, from DDR 6th mix

(imagine samples of "ARRRR!" in the background instead of a horse neighing)

I'm a pirate, blam-ba-blam-blam (2x)

People say that I'm a bad lass
And I enjoy it all the time
I be sailin' ships to kick ass
'Cause who knows what ye will find?

I be coming aboard
Even though ye say that we're gonna die
We'll be takin' yer hoard
I've got me cannons filled, and I'm letting them fly

I'm a pirate
And I'm riding on me boat
Blam-ba-blam-blam
And I'm shooting all around
I'm a pirate
I drink plenty of rum
Blam-ba-blam-blam
It's so good to be bad

I'm a pirate
And I'm wavin' round my guns
Blam-ba-blam-blam
Making plenty of puns
I'm a pirate
Takin' booty to bank
Blam-ba-blam-blam
You'll be walkin' my plank!

(hmm, there's so much more I could work into this. Like "I'm a pirate, haulin' plenty of freight, blam ba blam blam, stealin' pieces of eight" or "I'm a pirate, and I'm hoistin' up my sails, blam ba blam blam, shooting right up yer tail" or whatnot)

Comments

[kieferskunk.livejournal.com]

That's a good one! :)

[aquatwo.livejournal.com]

LOL, beautiful

[allwein.livejournal.com]

Fantastic Dee!

ARRRRRRR

[sorakirei.livejournal.com]

I love your DDR filks. They totally rock!

[allwein.livejournal.com]

Fantastic Dee!

[diskozombie.livejournal.com]

BWAAAHAHHAHA

awesome :)

[jiggery-pokery.livejournal.com]

I have been listening to this all day as a consequence. :-)

Pirates, cowboys - they're all outlaws!

[fleaplus.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.