More DDR filky stuff

[dr4b]

Um, I came up with this idea this morning (I really wanted to write a song like "It's a Crutch!" somehow in Keevon's honor, but I couldn't come up with anything good), and the lyrics have been slowly filling my head all day.

To the tune of "Can't Stop Falling In Love (Speed Mix)", by Naoki feat. Paula Terry, I bring you...

Can't Stop Holding the Bar (Speed Mod Mix)
by Deanna "Auto-bass isn't a crutch, it's a WHEELCHAIR" Rubin

My scores
Were C's D's and E's
Then a thing like this came along

Now my feet
Are moving so fast
I'll never fail another damn song

Heavy songs are easy
'Cause I can always use this crutch
Flying through the 10-foot songs now
Makes me feel like - I rule so much!

Can't stop holding the bar
Or setting scroll speed to 2 (Speed 1 is stupid!)
I just can't take my hands off it
every day, (Anyway...)

It's a crutch, sure, maybe
But bar rape will always be fine
'Cause Maxx is really hard,

Just can't stop holding the bar
Don't tell me it's lame
Playin' Highs Off U
Is all I wanna do, (wanna do),

Can't stop holding the bar
When doing S4R
Play with me this time
And we'll get AAA's, on Aaron's page!

Comments

[sorjai.livejournal.com]

haha cute. Why not "can't stop raping the bar"? hehe :)

[crackoon.livejournal.com]

This is onen of the greatest parodies ever.
I'm going to make Ryan play this and sing behind him, lol