DDR Filk (two great tastes that go great together)

[dr4b]

I haven't written a song in WAY too long. And I've not written one yet about DDR.

So here is the first draft of my version of "Dancing Queen", which I will LJ-Cut because 90% of the world couldn't care less about filk or DDR.

I'd like comments if anyone has any. I really do want to write some good DDR parodies.

Dancing Queen, (c) Abba 1977
perverted to fit DDR by Deanna Rubin

You can step, you can slide
Cleared all the songs that you've tried
See that girl, watch that screen
She is the Dancing Queen

Friday night and you're feeling blah
Time to drive out to Issaquah
Where they have the right music games
Getting up to play
You've come to get an AAA

Any arrow could be that "Great",
Hear the beat wrong and stomp it late,
With a bit of patience,
you'll get it someday
You've got to show us your dance
And when you get the chance

You are the Dancing Queen
Kawaii, only seventeen (sai)
Dancing Queen
Burns the floor doing Trip Machine (oh yeah)
Use the bar, in DDR,
For MAXX it will help you get far,
See that girl, watch that screen
She is the dancing queen

Heavy songs are the way to go,
MAX 300 is way too slow,
Crankin' out the catas,
A new one every day,
You are the goddess of PA
And then you hear them say

You are the Dancing Queen
Shake your Booty to Dream a Dream
Dancing Queen
Hates Odoru Ponpokorin (oh yeah)
You can spin, you can style,
Doing those pop songs by Smile
See that girl, watch that screen
She is the dancing queen